don’t swear on the internet
John Barrowman is the only one on the train.
John Barrowman is a twelve year old.
always reblog 12 yr old Barrowman
selling a pocketful of crowns while hats are on premium
there are so many tags like this on this post and all i can think is
puts hand on their shoulder. son, there’s this thing called duplicating items
Transparent Al waving goodbye as you scroll past him. ＼(°-°；）
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I’VE EATEN ONE BITE OF THAT APPLE
IF YOU DO DON’T EAT THE RED SIDE WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together